Baltimore, MD
Local woman, Andrea Hill, has reportedly given up on attempting to find the correct placement for soiled dishes in her family’s 24″ stainless steel Whirlpool dishwasher.
After 4 years of marriage, and countless attempts to place plates, coffee mugs, and various assorted kitchen utensils in the “correct” spot in the dishwasher, Andrea tells us has started giving what is commonly known as “zero fucks.”
“James is just going to go behind me and move it again, there is literally no point in attempting to find a single spot on the top or bottom racks which he will deem appropriate, so fuck it,” stated Hill.
“I don’t expect her to understand it,” James began. “It’s like a Rubik’s Cube—or Tetris, there is a very specific order in which the dishes need to be loaded to maximize cleansing force and rinse efficiency. A single out-of-place serving spoon could compromise the whole cleaning cycle.”
“I have completely given up,” Andrea emphasized. “I hope he and the dishwasher will be very happy together.”
At the time of the interview, Andrea could be seen turning a complete frosted, double-layer chocolate cake, with cake stand, upside down in the top rack of the dishwasher with an insouciant shrug.
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