Brian is not going to stand idly by, while innocent men, women and children enter a country with the highest rate of mass shootings in the world.
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Fuck! 15-year-old Cousin at Christmas Affording Better Makeup than You
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Men Fearful of Rape Allegations Avoid Dark Alleys, Parking Garages, Excessive Drinking
COLLEGE PARK, MD – Nathan Doyle, 21, a caucasian junior at University of Maryland, says he’s been on edge ever since last week’s senate hearings
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Six Gym Exercises that’ll Have Men Asking “Is She Hitting on Me?”
1. Barbell Glute Bridge Everyone knows that the two sexiest words known to men in the English language are ‘Glute’ and ‘Bridge.’ And this exercise
Family Too Ashamed of America this Year to Justify Spending $800 on Illegal Fireworks
The Fourth of July, a holiday to get together with family, grill burgers and hotdogs, celebrate independence, and shoot beautiful, illegal, awe-inspiring explosives into the
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