Culture

Loser Dad With No Estranged Children Had Zero Chance to Relax on Father’s Day

June 20, 2019 theblendweekly

Last Sunday, families came together to celebrate dads across the nation. Fathers and their families enjoyed backyard barbecues, large family get-togethers, baseball games, and picnics

Woman Asks Smug Airline Employee If She Can Consolidate Her Three Carry On Bags By Shoving One of Them Up Her Ass

May 23, 2019 theblendweekly

Chicago, IL After a real shitfuck day ending with a painful traffic-riddled commute to Chicago’s O’hare International Airport, local woman, Vanessa Bauer, was smugly asked

Alabama Women Rejoice Gaining HOV Lane Rights with Six-Week Zygotes

May 15, 2019 theblendweekly

Alabama Women won big yesterday in Alabama. After hundreds of years of oppression, sexism and lack of autonomy, things are finally turning around for uterus

Fuck! The State of Georgia Just Passed a Law Prohibiting Georgia Residents from Moving out of This Dumpster Fire of a State!

May 7, 2019 theblendweekly

Holy shit. If you thought things in Georgia couldn’t possibly get any worse. You were being a real naive bitch! Earlier today, Georgia governor Brian

Masochistic Little Cardboard Box Wants to Be Reduced, Reused, Recycled

April 16, 2019 theblendweekly

Portland, OR Ding dong. Local man Gary Stewart got a little surprise at his front door today: A sexy little cardboard box. It’s never been

Woman’s Amazon Purchase of 6 – 10 ml Essential Oil and Diffuser Set Finally Going to Turn Life Around

April 4, 2019 theblendweekly

Snohomish — Washington Local woman, Amy Greenwald, decided to take control of her life this past week with an Amazon one-click order of 6 –

Report: Un-Ironically Loving Applebee’s is the New Ironically Loving Applebee’s

February 28, 2019 theblendweekly

I don’t know about you, but my ever-so-gradually-deflating student loan debt is loving the Tier 2 and Tier 3 three course meals offered by Applebee’s, at $11.99 and $13.99, in the most genuine an completely unapologetic way.