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Joe Biden is the President-Elect of the United States of America.
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After successfully infecting 34.4 million non-Trump hosts worldwide, the coronavirus has been now been contracted by Donald Trump. “Of course I knew it was a
Convenient! This gym membership can only be canceled by carrier pigeon
I have to admit, I didn’t know the first thing about the process of acquiring homing pigeons from breeders, building them a loft, or training them to deliver tiny scrolls of paper. It was all a bit overwhelming.
SWEET! Georgia Hairdressers Getting Six-Foot Edward Scissor Hands to Ensure Social Distancing During Haircuts
Guess what fuckerrzz?! Georgia Governor, Brian Kemp, said on Monday that the fu-zuck-ingg state is about to open back up! Places like gyms, bowling alleys,
Animal Crossing: How to Earn Nook Miles Now that Tom Nook has Officially Issued a Shelter-in-Place for All Islanders
We are all living in a scary, uncertain and unprecedented time. Our daily lives have changed dramatically and there is a great sense of unease
Nice! This Woman’s Lifestyle Just Went from Sad and Lazy to Responsible and Heroic
Chicago, IL Local Lakeview resident, Michelle Stuart, went about her usual Sunday routine – waking up at 11:30 and making coffee before retiring to the
How To Still Love Your Baby Even Though He’s Not Baby Yoda
Hey new moms, if you’re feeling a fresh new wave of postpartum depression after obsessively binge watching The Mandalorian on Disney Plus and falling into
Peloton Bike Thrilled Husband Getting It Human Woman for Christmas
White Plains, NY For one local Peloton bike, this Christmas is going to be the best one yet. Peloton lot number P11072019 discovered that she
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