By Michelle Seeley In a blinding moment of clarity, Jennifer Rose came to the conclusion the night before Thanksgiving that her phone had a much
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Breaking: Coronavirus Gets Trump Diagnosis
After successfully infecting 34.4 million non-Trump hosts worldwide, the coronavirus has been now been contracted by Donald Trump. “Of course I knew it was a
Convenient! This gym membership can only be canceled by carrier pigeon
I have to admit, I didn’t know the first thing about the process of acquiring homing pigeons from breeders, building them a loft, or training them to deliver tiny scrolls of paper. It was all a bit overwhelming.
GODDAMNIT! This oblivious ANGRY White man Just Started an #AllTargetsMatter Movement
My point is that ALL Targets matter. Everyone keeps talking about this ONE target that was looted, but the truth is that all of them are important, and I want to make sure that everyone knows that.
SWEET! Georgia Hairdressers Getting Six-Foot Edward Scissor Hands to Ensure Social Distancing During Haircuts
Guess what fuckerrzz?! Georgia Governor, Brian Kemp, said on Monday that the fu-zuck-ingg state is about to open back up! Places like gyms, bowling alleys,
Animal Crossing: How to Earn Nook Miles Now that Tom Nook has Officially Issued a Shelter-in-Place for All Islanders
We are all living in a scary, uncertain and unprecedented time. Our daily lives have changed dramatically and there is a great sense of unease
Nice! This Woman’s Lifestyle Just Went from Sad and Lazy to Responsible and Heroic
Chicago, IL Local Lakeview resident, Michelle Stuart, went about her usual Sunday routine – waking up at 11:30 and making coffee before retiring to the
Wow! This couple was able to retire before 40 by tragically dying in bus crash
Burlington, VT – Sarah and Jason Reed inspired millennials across the country this week by successfully saving for a very early retirement. Their trick? –
Eco-Conscious Bride Only Wants Paper Dick-Shaped Straws at Bachelorette Party
Key West, Florida As the bride-to-be, Jenna Warren, and her gang of six besties prepare to descend upon Key West this upcoming weekend for a
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