By Michelle Seeley In a blinding moment of clarity, Jennifer Rose came to the conclusion the night before Thanksgiving that her phone had a much
Category: Politics
75 Million Americans Unclench Buttholes
Joe Biden is the President-Elect of the United States of America.
Dr. Conley On President’s Health: “If you think about it, it’s really impossible for me, or any of us, to ‘know’ anything at all”
Frustrated by journalists’ questions on the front steps of Walter Reed Medical Center this weekend, Dr. Sean Conley, physician to the President, has been less
Breaking: Coronavirus Gets Trump Diagnosis
After successfully infecting 34.4 million non-Trump hosts worldwide, the coronavirus has been now been contracted by Donald Trump. “Of course I knew it was a
GODDAMNIT! This oblivious ANGRY White man Just Started an #AllTargetsMatter Movement
My point is that ALL Targets matter. Everyone keeps talking about this ONE target that was looted, but the truth is that all of them are important, and I want to make sure that everyone knows that.
SWEET! Georgia Hairdressers Getting Six-Foot Edward Scissor Hands to Ensure Social Distancing During Haircuts
Guess what fuckerrzz?! Georgia Governor, Brian Kemp, said on Monday that the fu-zuck-ingg state is about to open back up! Places like gyms, bowling alleys,
Animal Crossing: How to Earn Nook Miles Now that Tom Nook has Officially Issued a Shelter-in-Place for All Islanders
We are all living in a scary, uncertain and unprecedented time. Our daily lives have changed dramatically and there is a great sense of unease
Nice! This Woman’s Lifestyle Just Went from Sad and Lazy to Responsible and Heroic
Chicago, IL Local Lakeview resident, Michelle Stuart, went about her usual Sunday routine – waking up at 11:30 and making coffee before retiring to the
Eco-Conscious Bride Only Wants Paper Dick-Shaped Straws at Bachelorette Party
Key West, Florida As the bride-to-be, Jenna Warren, and her gang of six besties prepare to descend upon Key West this upcoming weekend for a
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