Local man, Kevin Glassman, doesn’t watch women’s sports—usually. But yesterday, at 11 am Eastern time, Kevin made a big exception. Kevin tuned in to watch
Loser Dad With No Estranged Children Had Zero Chance to Relax on Father’s Day
Last Sunday, families came together to celebrate dads across the nation. Fathers and their families enjoyed backyard barbecues, large family get-togethers, baseball games, and picnics
Woman Asks Smug Airline Employee If She Can Consolidate Her Three Carry On Bags By Shoving One of Them Up Her Ass
Chicago, IL After a real shitfuck day ending with a painful traffic-riddled commute to Chicago’s O’hare International Airport, local woman, Vanessa Bauer, was smugly asked
Alabama Women Rejoice Gaining HOV Lane Rights with Six-Week Zygotes
Alabama Women won big yesterday in Alabama. After hundreds of years of oppression, sexism and lack of autonomy, things are finally turning around for uterus
Fuck! The State of Georgia Just Passed a Law Prohibiting Georgia Residents from Moving out of This Dumpster Fire of a State!
Holy shit. If you thought things in Georgia couldn’t possibly get any worse. You were being a real naive bitch! Earlier today, Georgia governor Brian
Masochistic Little Cardboard Box Wants to Be Reduced, Reused, Recycled
Portland, OR Ding dong. Local man Gary Stewart got a little surprise at his front door today: A sexy little cardboard box. It’s never been
Woman’s Amazon Purchase of 6 – 10 ml Essential Oil and Diffuser Set Finally Going to Turn Life Around
Snohomish — Washington Local woman, Amy Greenwald, decided to take control of her life this past week with an Amazon one-click order of 6 –
Report: Un-Ironically Loving Applebee’s is the New Ironically Loving Applebee’s
I don’t know about you, but my ever-so-gradually-deflating student loan debt is loving the Tier 2 and Tier 3 three course meals offered by Applebee’s, at $11.99 and $13.99, in the most genuine an completely unapologetic way.
Nation Gears up for the Real Holiday: 50% off Candy at Walgreens
Let’s be real. You don’t give a fuck about Valentine’s day. A commercial Hallmark holiday created to force people to overpay for fancy chocolates and
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