“I knew we were in for it,” stated Mark, Dillardson’s son. “We should have warned her that theoretical discussions regarding the safety of the general public would lead to an evening of turmoil and cold pot pies,” he said.
Equality Win: Half of the Babies Born at this Hospital are Female!
In an incredible win for gender equality, six of the 12 babies born last night at Advocate Hospital were reported to be female. WOW!
Study Conducted by Man’s Ex-Wife Confirms Man Is Asshole
SCRANTON, Pa. — Lynn Caulfield, local mother of two, sent shock waves through the neighborhood this week when she released a controversial study confirming
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